Borne Back Ceaselessly Into The Past: A Psychological Review Of Gentlemans...
I wish I could go back to 1972, listen to Gentlemans Pistols new record “At Her Majesties Pleasure” in the era it was meant to be recorded and stab Richard Nixon’s Chief of Staff H.R. “Bob” Haldeman...
View ArticleBowling For Danzigs
Ceci n'est pas une Danzig On some level, we are all Glenn Danzig. I’m not really sure what on earth that means, but it seems like a fair enough way to start this weird monstrosity I’m about to write....
View ArticleSolutions Are Not The Answer: Political Communication For Toddlers
Photo By Angie Hill (picture is of her son Braxton) It has often been said that you can learn a lot from listening to a child talk. People tend to mean that you can learn a great deal about the...
View ArticleDispatches From The Republican Convention September 14th, 2040
Nixon Thrills 130,000 People In San Francisco The Republican Party seems poised to return to power after their thrilling convention concluded in San Francisco, California last night. The keynote...
View ArticleNew Book Claims Nixon Considered Assassinating Black Sabbath Members
For years one of the great mysteries in American political history was what President Nixon said in the missing 18-½ minutes of tape that was “accidentally” erased before it was given to...
View ArticleThe Blankie Variations
(Night. Daddy, Moses and Blankie lie on a bed. All three stare into the darkness. All is quiet) Daddy: Moses, you know that Blankie is actually your brother, right? Moses: No. Blankie’s not my...
View ArticleDanzig Escapes From The Atlanta Zoo
This Never Gets Old If you are anywhere near a television, a radio, the internet, your phone, your Blackberry, or a noisy colleague who spent most of the night in a cough medicine induced stupor...
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